1. |
Pussy Lazer
04:30
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Watching too hot to handle with the boys, The boys-aa
Dave should have never let.. Sharron get away with it
Ah, the boys-a the boys-a
Skwoodzy's boy's, the boys, the god dam boys
Ronda should have known,
She would get played like a mink vest
by the boys-a, the boys-aaa
Gonna get my pussy lazered and you can't watch
Charging on a pigs back
Awful floral leaves
All the anchovies
Wrapped gently in my body
I cried the night,
The castle collapsed
Guggenheim, number nine, sunshine, oil brine
Cloven on, sick red wine jars
Omar Kayan folds, Kayan folds
Gonna get my pussy lazered and you can't watch, you can't watch
Fly upon a cringebolt carpet
To the mosaic domes
Dunes on hand made homes
That's where I wanna go
That's where I wanna go
Came to A hill
Beneath a biblical growth
And fine china corsets plastered on
My fetish-ish-ish clothes
She picked me up
She rolled my breasts
Into little cakes
Little cakes
Of a man made hell
And you can't watch
My pussy
Oh
My pussy
Pussy Lazer
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2. |
Snake Love
04:05
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Here's a little story about a bird & a snake,
In love, in love!
Who would have thought?
I wish my fangs we're wings,
I'd fly right over to,
And kiss you, and hold you
But I'd probably kill you,
But that's not my intention
Snake love x4
Snake oil,
Venomous feathers,
I rub my scales on your sweet plumage,
I kissed your brazen beak,
with my forked fucking tounge,
Another life, another life, another life
My avian bride,
Another life, another life, another life
I eat mice!
Snake Love! x4
Ornothology,
Armed robbery,
God clobber me,
Strike me down,
For the sins I'm about to commit,
Unto my feathered friend,
Never again, never again,
My kiss injects venom
Never again, never again, never again,
My kiss injects venom
Snake Love x4
Slitherin, slitherin,
Slither my way into you,
Serpents Kiss!
Snaaaaakkkkkeeee loooove
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3. |
Caviar Esplanade
02:25
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Can a baboon with a soccer fetish have a good life?
No!
Can a featherless pelican eat fish in peace?
No!
Fishes eat in pieces without swimming in the dishes
What?
Chuck a budaa in a spinna
Cringe sinner plastic dinner
This is the sound of the soccer ball
Fish maraca avocado cracker
Caviar esplanade
Tits tsunami
Yours origami
Have your ever seen a corolla biscuit tin on wheels?
Of course you have your your mum has one HA
Did it ever taste like it had a good life
NO
Lost all your money at covid. burrows casino
I have
This is the sound of the soccer ball
Fish maraca
Avocado cracker
Caviar esplanade
Tits tsunami
Yours origami
Caviar esplanade
Caviar esplanade
ahh aiiii!!!!
Tits tsunami
YOURS Origami
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4. |
Black Swallower
02:50
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I'll set the scene,
It was 2020,
down by the beach, uh
the waves they were crashin,
all around me,
I took out the tides,
like I take out the trash,
then I found the black swallower,
mild heart attack.
In the belly of the swallower
in the belly, the belly
In the belly of the swallower
in the belly, the belly
The deep sea, the deep sea
the black swallower is coming to get me
The deep sea, the deep sea
the black swallower is coming to get me
And there I found a man,
oiled up, scaly back,
he took my hand and threw me down to the sand
and told me to be scared of whats to come next,
to come next!
In the belly of the swallower
in the belly, the belly
In the belly of the swallower
in the belly, the belly
The deep sea, the deep sea
the black swallower is coming to get me
The deep sea, the deep sea
the black swallower is coming to get me
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5. |
Ram Raid The Cannery
02:11
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I wanna lie like Pee Wee Gaskin
Don't give a fuck if I blow my head gasket
Cut out your tongue and throw it in a basket
Hope you don't mind if I pick out your casket
Fill up my chalice with human flesh
Cut out your toungue and feed them to the fish
\Baby you know I can't resist
The taste of your blood and how it drips!
Ramraid the Cannery, kill your family
Ramraid the Cannery, kill your family
Fill up my chalice with human skin
Gobbling it up and watch me grin
Force feed you all of my darkest sins
Ima leppa who love sex and gin!
Your gonna pay for my deadly sinsx4
HAAAAAAA!!!!
Ramraid the Cannery, kill your family
Ramraid the Cannery, kill your family
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6. |
Flawless
06:55
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For the last 20 years
Ive woken up i this prison cell
with my friend Skell
Pollard and Firth they were there too
( they're also my friends)
Wondering to myself
'how the fuck did this plan work so well
It was the complete opposite of a living hell
Waiting for the day i can look outside
And i see the ducks fly
Waiting for the day i can look outside
And i see the ducks fly
Baby Im telling you the plan
Was fucking FLAWLESS
Baby Im so beautiful IM GORGEOUS
I cant take you serious IM FLAWLESS
Everyones an idiot IM FLAWLESS
Feet are on the ceiling
Yeah and on that day
I can see it so clearly in my brain
That house on the hill i've dreamt of for the last 20 years
Its so picture perfect I can almost touch it see it feel it
I can almost touch it see it feel it
Waiting for the day i can look outside
And i see the ducks fly
Waiting for the day i can look outside
And i see the ducks fly
Baby Im telling you the plan
Worked fucking FLAWLESS
Baby Im so beautiful IM GORGEOUS
I cant take you serious IM FLAWLESS
Everyones an idiot IM FLAWLESS
Feet are on the ceiling
Yeah Jon Wonton he was my dear friend
Before he went and dies he tripped and died on a terrible heroin accident
Yeah Jon Wonton he my my dear friend before he went and died
He fucking died of a terrible heroin accidnet
He just wanted some clams
Now he's dead and damned
No need for a brain scan
He's dead and damned
Epileptic fish
Epileptic tree
The Whomping Willow
Is just an epileptic tree
So fucking FLAWLESS
Baby Im son beautiful IM GORGEOUS
I cant take you serious IM FLAWLESS
Everyones an idiot IM FLAWLESS
Feet are on the ceiling
SO FUCKING FLAWLESS
SO FUCKING FLAWLESS
SO FUCKING FLAWLESS
FEET ARE ON THE CEILING
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7. |
H20 Intolerant
03:17
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im a warm cup of milk
good to go to sleep with
and yeah i sucked on my mummas titties
im the definition of privileged
listen to the skinny girls sing
im plucking thousands off my money tree
listen to the skinny girls sing
im plucking thousands off my money tree
i never drink water
i never blink
slaughter things
pretty things
i never drink water
i never blink
slaughter things
pretty things
castle lady correct me
but this palace is so damn heavy
pure blood Catholic pure bred
i get my cake knife out
ready to behead
listen to the skinny girls sing
im plucking thousands off my money tree
listen to the skinny girls sing
im plucking thousands off my money tree
I never drink water
i never blink
slaughter things
pretty things
i never drink water
i never blink
slaughter things
pretty things
and when i looked down into my hands
i saw a lemon cake so perfectly placed
fallen from the sky above
thats when i knew god was the one
and then i fell down to hell just off one bite
torchered souls screaming from the depths
but i wasnt afraid
i wasnt afraid
i was afraid
i never drink water
i never blink
slaughter things
pretty things
i never drink water
i never blink
slaughter things
pretty things
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8. |
Syrian Working Visa
04:41
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Why's my dick so hard but my life so empty?
Yeah I sit on the bus, I listen to Mp3
I don't have money, don't have girlfriend
Sitting, wishing, waiting for the world to end
Oh how my demons do tease and tempt me
To a life of excess & wasted energy
Creeping tensely fridge always empty
And I spent all the money that my grandma lent me
When I get home from school..
I swim in my neighbours pool
Looking for a way out
Syrian working visa
Hard rubbish leather couch
Syrian working visa
Can't afford to buy a pouch
Syrian working visa
Never gonna get my centerlink payout
Syrian working Visa
Neighbours lied to me
I'll never get my backyard dream
Mini skirts, sun pristine
But that shit doesn't shine on the likes of me
My country has gone to the dogs
I walk in the street, can't get a job
No job, no job, no job
I live on the streets
Yeah Air BnB has got me applying for residency in the Middle East
When I get home from school
I swim in my neighbours pool
Looking for a way out
Syrian Working Visa
Hard rubbish leather couch
Syrian Working Visa
Can't afford to buy a pouch
Syrian Working Visa
Never gonna get my centerlink payout
Syrian Working Visa
I'm the luckiest man alive
When I wake to the gentle rain
There's no bombs in the sky
No torturous pain
Oh it's pretty nice
A twelve pack of banjo's pies
Oh it's pretty nice
A twelve pack of banjo's pies
Oh it's pretty nice
A twelve pack of banjo's pies
Looking for a way out
Syrian Working Visa
Hard rubbish leather couch
Syrian Working Visa
Can't afford to buy a pouch
Syrian Working Visa
Never gonna get my centerlink payout
Syrian Working Visa
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9. |
I Am The Witch
03:10
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So I drank your baby's blood and she still loves me more than you.
A forever spell that's binded to you.
I am the witch
So bring your pitchforks, bring your fire.
You'll never burn me alive.
I'm Already burning, because
I am the witch mother fucker, I am the witch
Burn your priest within,
I am the witch mother fucker, I am the witch
I am the witch.
Empty soulless people following us, don't leave me astray in your ash tray.
So bring your pitchforks, bring your fire.
You'll never burn me alive.
I'm Already burning, because
I am the witch mother fucker, I am the witch
Burn your priest within,
I am the witch mother fucker, I am the witch
I am the witch.
I had a thought once, and if I could start thinking i'd start thinking about my thoughts I think.
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10. |
70 Bucks
02:56
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Got some milk n' bread
Now i'm broke ass dead.
Where'd all my money go?
To the shop down the road.
Have a nice day here's your 2 cents change.
have you got 70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
When did goats cheese get so expensive?
Everything is artisanal I just want some spinach soup.
Frightening icicle, enlightenment bicycle, watermelon rind, 50/50 grind, shiny shrine, number nine ten times, wind chimes, a casual gat wrapped in actual animal fat
Vegemite on money helps me sleep
have you got 70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
70 bucks
have you got 70 bux
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11. |
The Pope Has No Laws
06:58
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1.5 Meters
10 years in prison
1.5 Meters
10 years in prison
The pope has no laws
The pope has no laws
The pope has no laws
The pope has no laws
He's hiding out
he's never gonna get you
he's hiding out
in the depths of the Vatican
He'd hiding out
he's never gonna get you
he's hiding out
in the depths of the Vatican
The pope has no laws
The pope has no laws
The pope has no laws
The pope has no laws
Butter him up
paste him up throw him down the well
he's cardenell pell
better wear your chastity belt
he's probably got the keys to that too
he'll touch you like he touched your farther
but they'll still send you to privite school
pucker up
pucker up
and suck some church cock
pucker up
pucker up
and suck some church cock
No one is safe under the age of eight,
No one is safe under the age of eight,
No one is safe under the age of.... eight,
The Pope Has No Laws
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